it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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