Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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