"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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