Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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