Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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