: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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