do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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