I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I will pee on everything he values.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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