Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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