What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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