Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
you win again, gameday.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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