I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Randomize
