so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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