What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
