He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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