I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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