Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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