escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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