She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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