You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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