So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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