yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He? As in you personified your dick?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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