Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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