You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
