I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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