The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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