I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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