I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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