were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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