I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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