I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
