Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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