Are we in a gay sports bar?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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