Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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