If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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