It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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