if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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