You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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