Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
