Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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