just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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