well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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