I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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