Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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