1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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