What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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