I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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