oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
