I want to stick my p in your. b.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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