I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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