I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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